Coming to your
friendly neighbourhood multiplex a mere five years after the termination of the
successful Sam Raimi-helmed trilogy, this reboot of the Spider-Man franchise,
while sporting a new star (Andrew Garfield), new origin story, new villain and
new director (a guy named, I kid you not, Marc Webb), feels above all
overwhelmingly unnecessary. It also feels about 136 minutes long—which it is.
Yet again we get one of these superhero movies that feels obliged to include
the protagonist’s origin story, the development of his social conscience, the
introduction of a love interest, the introduction of a villain, the villain’s
origin story, the villain’s plot to destroy New York/the US/the planet, and the
villain’s undoing, all in one five-act mega-movie—the exact opposite of the
experience of reading a fleet, diverting comic book. Though it has its moments
of energy and excitement, The Amazing
Spider-Man is ultimately an exhausting experience, one of diminishing
returns, simultaneously over-stuffed with incident and far too compressed to
satisfyingly resolve half of the narrative threads it spins.
The element that’s always struck me
as novel about Spider-Man was the fact that before becoming a superhero Peter
Parker was basically an ordinary, somewhat nerdy teenager, a character most
comic readers could easily identify with. This Spider-Man, written by a trio of scenarists led by James Vanderbilt
(whose wildly variable filmography includes Darkness
Falls and Zodiac), divests Peter of
any such quotidian roots. Peter’s background is indeed more Amazing: before he disappeared Peter’s
dad (Campbell Scott) was involved is some secret project to splice various
genes to “create a world without weakness.” By the time that Peter, a talented
photographer and, we soon realize, a scientific genius, becomes a high school senior
he discovers dad’s hidden files and tracks down Dr. Curt Connors (Rhys Ifans),
dad’s old partner, who just happens to be the mentor of Gwen Stacey (Emma
Stone), the girl Peter’s in love with. Such Amazing
coincidences abound: Gwen’s dad (Dennis Leary) just happens to be the Chief of
Police, and, in a risibly contrived rehash of that already risible turning
point in the Spider-Man legend, Peter’s Uncle Ben (Martin Sheen) is
accidentally killed by the very convenience store robber Peter failed to
apprehend about 30 seconds earlier. (Vanderbilt and company refrain from
regurgitating the “With great power…” line.) Peter discovers his superpowers
after he sneaks into Connors’ high security laboratory (the words “BIOCABLE
DEVELOPMENT UNIT” appear ominously beside the door) and gets bitten by that
fateful radioactive arachnid.
Garfield’s fine so long as he
refrains from excess emoting (see Never
Let Me Go for a preview). Stone is a welcome presence, and not only because
of her thigh-highlighting outfits. Neither looks much like a teenager, but we
are in the realm of myth here. Not mythical enough however to forgive James
Horner’s overbearing score or such silly, extraneous detours such as the bit
where, despite the evacuation of Manhattan, city workers unite to help
Spider-Man more easily access stuff to attach his webs to. Or to keep us from
wondering why the Lizard (née Connors) decides to set up his laboratory in a
sewer. Though, oddly enough, Spidey’s nemesis is finally the movie’s most
sympathetic character, a sort of simplified version of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly. Connors’ ingestion of a
super-serum gives him back his missing arm and grants him the strength of ten
men, but in return makes him crazy, turns him into a lizard and takes away his
penis. Talk about cold(-blooded) comforts.



